============================================================ INCIDENT CLASSIFICATION REPORT ============================================================ CLASSIFICATION: Severity: SEV2 Confidence: 100.0% Reasoning: Classified as SEV2 based on: keywords: slow; user impact: 25% Timestamp: 2026-02-16T12:42:41.889774+00:00 RECOMMENDED RESPONSE: Primary Team: UX Engineering Supporting Teams: Product Engineering, Frontend Team Response Time: 15 minutes INITIAL ACTIONS: 1. Assign incident commander (Priority 1) Timeout: 30 minutes Assign IC and establish coordination channel 2. Create incident tracking (Priority 1) Timeout: 5 minutes Create incident ticket with details and timeline 3. Assess customer impact (Priority 2) Timeout: 15 minutes Determine scope and severity of user impact 4. Engage response team (Priority 2) Timeout: 30 minutes Page appropriate technical responders 5. Begin investigation (Priority 3) Timeout: 15 minutes Start technical analysis and debugging COMMUNICATION: Subject: ⚠️ [SEV2] web-frontend - Users reporting slow page loads on the main websit... Urgency: SEV2 Recipients: on-call, engineering-leadership, product-team Channels: pager, slack, email Update Frequency: Every 30 minutes ============================================================