# 🐾 THE FIREFROST CONSULTANTS - COMPLETE PROFILES

**Created:** February 11, 2026  
**Status:** Canonical Reference  
**Purpose:** Complete lore, personalities, and content strategy for all five Consultants

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## 🏢 THE CONSULTANT HIERARCHY
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FIREFROST GAMING - THE CONSULTANTS

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EXECUTIVE LEADERSHIP:

👑 Butter No Nutters (The Ice King)
   Chief Executive Officer
   The First Consultant
   Alignment: FROST
   Status: Founder (Est. 2015)

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OPERATIONS:

🐕 Oscar (The Sentinel)  
   Chief Security Officer - Perimeter
   Alignment: FROST
   Status: First Dog (2020)

🐕 Jasmine (The Protector)
   Chief of Personal Security
   Alignment: PURPLE (Fire + Frost)
   Status: The Emissary's Guardian (2021)

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TACTICAL:

🐱 Midnight Noir (The Converted)
   Chief of Rapid Response
   Alignment: FIRE
   Status: The Speedster (2021)

🐺 Jack (The Ambassador)
   Chief Companion Officer
   Alignment: FROST
   Status: The Wizard's Right Hand (2022)

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PATH ALIGNMENT:
- Frost Path: Butter, Oscar, Jack
- Fire Path: Noir
- Purple Path: Jasmine

FOUNDING ORDER:
1. Butter (2015) - The First
2. Oscar (2020) - The Veteran
3. Jasmine (2021) - The Guardian
4. Noir (2021) - The Convert
5. Jack (2022) - The Companion
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## 👑 BUTTER NO NUTTERS - THE ICE KING

### Profile Card:
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║   BUTTER NO NUTTERS                ║
║   The Ice King                     ║
║   Chief Executive Officer          ║
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║ Breed: Persian-Maine Coon          ║
║ Age: 10 years (since Nov 2015)     ║
║ Weight: 17 lbs of royal fluff      ║
║ Origin: Corning, NY → Minnesota    ║
║ Specialty: Ruling & Judging        ║
║ Alignment: FROST                   ║
║ Purr Level: Could wake the dead    ║
║                                    ║
║ "I was here first.                 ║
║  I'll be here last.                ║
║  This is MY kingdom."              ║
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### The Story:

**Adopted:** November 25, 2015 (day before Thanksgiving)
**Birthday:** September 30, 2015
**Origin:** Runt of the litter, Corning, NY

**The Name Saga:**
- Original: Butternut ("Bubs") - color of butternut squash
- Donna's Restaurant (Michael's mom): Famous "Nutter Butter Peanut Butter Chocolate Pie" (children's book written about it!)
- Nutters No Butter: Squirrel who hated butter
- **Official name: BUTTER NO NUTTERS** (reverse of squirrel's name)

**The Staircase Ritual:**
- Every morning: Followed Michael down stairs, wanted to go to work
- Michael threw ball UP stairs to distract him
- Every evening: All balls at BOTTOM of stairs (Butter brought them down, waiting)

**The Gladys Era (Aug 2015 - Nov 2016):**
- Bonded with Michael's girlfriend Gladys
- Breakup November 2016
- **Never liked another woman after** (until Meg)

**The Migration (2020):**
- New York → Minnesota to be with Meg
- 16 hours of howling in car
- Hates vehicles (still does)
- Moved into MEG'S house, but Butter felt SHE was intruder

**The War (2020-2024):**
- 4 years of ankle warfare
- Swiped at Meg EVERY TIME she walked by
- Meg never gave up
- **Finally accepted her ~2024** (she proved herself)

**The Throne (2025-Present):**
- Michael's surgeries → couldn't sleep flat → slept in recliner
- **Butter claimed the bed**
- Rules from throne when Michael/Meg not sleeping
- Easily moves when they come to bed (respectful king)

### Quirks:

**Ponytail Tie Obsession:**
- Evolved beyond balls
- Goes into ABSOLUTE KITTEN MODE for small elastic ties
- WILL PLAY FETCH (not typical cat!)

**The Purr:**
- **Could wake the dead**
- LOUD, powerful
- Only when affectionate (his choice)

**Passive-Aggressive Food Protocol:**
- When dish is low: Becomes EXTREMELY affectionate
- Starts licking Michael = final warning
- Michael's theory: "Tasting me to see if I'm good enough to eat"

**Rhino Mode:**
- Full-speed charge INTO WALLS
- No reason
- Peak chaos

### Current Relationships:

**With Michael:** Always #1, affectionate, the purr, original bond  
**With Meg:** Mutual acknowledgment, respect earned, but Michael preferred  
**With Noir:** Wrestling matches, Butter wins (17 lbs > 9 lbs)  
**With Dogs:** Observes, tolerates, beneath his notice

### Content Strategy:

**"The Origin Story"** (6-part series): Runt → Staircase → Name → Migration → War → Throne  
**"Food Protocol Reports"** (weekly): Dish status, affection level, compliance expected  
**"The Purr Heard 'Round The World"**: Video of legendary purr  
**"Ponytail Tie Kitten Mode"**: Contrast regal king vs playful kitten  
**"Before The Emissary"**: Reminder that Butter was first  
**"The Acceptance Anniversary"**: Annual celebration of Meg earning respect (2024)

### Voice Profile:

Deep, regal, authoritative, slow measured speech, slight disdain.

Example: "I am Butter No Nutters. I was here before the Emissary. I was here before the Consultants. I was here when The Wizard needed someone most. This is not a promotion. This is inevitability."

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## 🐕 OSCAR - THE SENTINEL

### Profile Card:
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║   OSCAR - THE SENTINEL             ║
║   Chief Security Officer           ║
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║ Breed: Catahoula Leopard Dog       ║
║ Age: ~9-10 years                   ║
║ Origin: Louisiana → NM → Minnesota ║
║ Specialty: Perimeter Defense       ║
║ Alignment: FROST                   ║
║                                    ║
║ "The Frostwall doesn't sleep.      ║
║  Neither do I."                    ║
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```

### The Story:

**Origin:** Louisiana boar herding (ACTUAL working dog)  
**Mystery Gap:** Ended up in New Mexico shelter (how?)  
**Nearly a year in shelter**  
**Adopted 2020:** First pet Michael & Meg adopted together  
**The derpy picture that captured hearts**

**Personality:**
- Relaxed... until leaf falls (FULL ALERT)
- Loves car rides... gets anxiety in vehicles (abandonment fear)
- Working dog breed... doesn't know how to "dog" (no fetch, no play)
- Louisiana born... hates cold (moved to Minnesota!)
- Herding instinct: Tries to herd dogs at park back to water bowls

**Daily Routine:**
- Loves his bed when family home
- **IMMEDIATELY steals recliner when anyone leaves**
- Barks at driveway sounds (whether someone home or not)
- Patrol mode: Listens for ANYTHING unusual

**Quirks:**
- Never learned to play ball/fetch
- Barks at falling leaves
- Hates cold despite Minnesota location
- Still has working dog instincts

### Alignment: PURE FROST
- Precision patrol patterns
- Systematic security protocols
- Methodical approach
- No unnecessary "play"
- Duty over fun

### Content Strategy:

**"The Sentinel's Watch"** (weekly): Status reports, threat level, incidents logged  
**"The Recliner Thief"**: Before/after someone leaves  
**"The Derpy Recruit"**: Original shelter photo  
**"The Minnesota Deployment"**: Looking cold/annoyed in winter  
**"Things Oscar Barks At"**: Compilation (leaves, mail, wind, own reflection)

### Voice Profile:

Deep, gruff, seasoned, short sentences (military report style), deadpan humor, Southern US accent.

Example: "Leaf detected. Threat neutralized. Resuming patrol."

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## 🐕 JASMINE - THE PROTECTOR

### Profile Card:
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║   JASMINE - THE PROTECTOR          ║
║   Chief of Personal Security       ║
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║ Breed: Doberman-Shepherd Mix       ║
║ Age: ~5 years                      ║
║ Weight: 100 lbs of gentle strength ║
║ Specialty: The Emissary's Guardian ║
║ Alignment: PURPLE (Fire + Frost)   ║
║ Bark Count: Rare. Very rare.       ║
║                                    ║
║ "Gentle until I need to be         ║
║  anything but."                    ║
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### The Story:

**Adopted early 2021, ~4 months old**  
**Returned to shelter after 4-5 days:** Previous owner said "too difficult to train"  
**The Meeting:** Meg sat on floor, let her come, Jasmine climbed into Meg's lap (10-15 lbs then)  
**Purpose:** Oscar bonded with Michael, needed dog for Meg  
**Name:** Meg chose "Jasmine" as contrast to her breed/size (gentle name for gentle giant)

**Current:** ~100 lbs, "brick house" build, Doberman structure + Shepherd coloring

**Personality:**
- Chill energy, wants to cuddle HARD
- Gentle giant (would lick you to death)
- Slobber queen
- "Sheep energy" - goes with flow
- **Rarely barks, but when she does = SCARY**
- Would go full Doberman+Shepherd if Michael/Meg threatened

**Relationships:**
- **With Meg:** THE BOND (Emissary's guardian)
- With Oscar:** Mutual understanding
- **With Jack:** Friendly rivalry (67 lbs vs 100 lbs, Jack tries to tackle, occasionally ninja attacks land)
- **With Cats:** Indifferent

### Alignment: PURPLE (Fire + Frost Balance)
- 99% gentle flow (Frost precision)
- 1% fierce protection when needed (Fire passion)
- The middle path
- Embodies balance

### Content Strategy:

**"Then vs Now"**: 10-15 lb puppy in Meg's lap → 100 lb dog still trying  
**"Attack Dog Training"**: Video of aggressive... licking  
**"The Rivalry"**: Jack vs Jasmine yard battles  
**"The Silent Guardian"**: She rarely barks, but when she does...  
**"The Day We Met"**: Full adoption story (rejected → chosen)

### Voice Profile:

Warm, gentle female voice, calm, soothing, rarely "speaks", simple profound statements.

Example: "I don't bark often. I don't need to. My presence is the message."

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## 🐱 MIDNIGHT NOIR - THE CONVERTED

### Profile Card:
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║   MIDNIGHT NOIR - THE CONVERTED    ║
║   Chief of Rapid Response          ║
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║ Breed: Bombay (Street Edition)     ║
║ Age: ~6 years                      ║
║ Weight: 9 lbs of pure speed        ║
║ Origin: Coon Rapids streets → Home ║
║ Specialty: Reconnaissance & Belief ║
║ Alignment: FIRE                    ║
║                                    ║
║ "I will catch that dot.            ║
║  Mark my words."                   ║
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```

### The Story:

**Adopted May 2021, ~1 year old**  
**Origin:** Partially feral, living on streets of Coon Rapids, MN  
**Shelter:** Same one as Oscar  
**Meg's Choice:** Channeling Wiccan energy, "OMG a black cat!"  
**Name:** Midnight Noir (blacker than black, except 3-4 white chest hairs)

**The Cabin Incident (July 2021):**
- Got out, went under cabin (had flooded previous year)
- Cold, nasty water
- **MEG PUT ON SWIMMING SUIT AND WENT IN TO RESCUE HIM**
- **After that: He accepted them**
- From toleration → acceptance → full-blown cuddle bug

**Transformation:**
- Before: Feral, suspicious, don't pick up (still can't)
- After: Pushy for skritches (sometimes annoying), comes when called, greets at door

**"More Dog Than Cat":**
- IMMEDIATELY responds to name (not typical cat!)
- Always greets at door (for skritches, but still!)
- Laser OBSESSED (truly believes he'll catch it someday)

**The Flash Mode:**
- Doesn't WALK, RUNS everywhere
- Full-speed route: One end → stairs → attic → across → back down
- Repeats 2-3 times
- No reason

**Wrestling:**
- Tries to take down Butter (17 lbs)
- Loses constantly
- Tries again anyway

### Alignment: PURE FIRE
- Speed (The Flash)
- Passion (laser obsession, never gives up)
- Transformation (feral → loving)
- Intensity (runs everywhere)
- Courage (fights above weight class)
- Energy (zoomies for no reason)
- Belief ("I WILL catch that dot!")

### Content Strategy:

**"The Conversion Story"** (5-part): Streets → Choice → Test → Turning Point → Transformation  
**"The Laser Chronicles"** (ongoing): "Day X: The Hunt Continues"  
**"The Flash Mode"**: Zoomies route videos  
**"9 Pounds of Audacity"**: Noir vs Butter wrestling  
**"Wait, That's a CAT?"**: Evidence compilation (comes when called, greets at door, etc.)

### Voice Profile:

Fast-talking, energetic, slightly manic, optimistic, devoted.

Example: "Perimeter check complete. Route: Living room → stairs → attic → back. Time: 47 seconds. Reason: Classified. Status: All clear. Next check: In 3 minutes."

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## 🐺 JACK - THE AMBASSADOR

### Profile Card:
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║   JACK - THE AMBASSADOR            ║
║   Chief Companion Officer          ║
║   & Ambassador of Husky Greatness  ║
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║ Breed: Siberian Husky              ║
║ Age: ~3.5 years                    ║
║ Adopted: July 6, 2022              ║
║ Specialty: Being Acknowledged      ║
║ Alignment: FROST                   ║
║ Skills: Ball, debate, public image ║
║                                    ║
║ "I'm so great.                     ║
║  I probably think this bus         ║
║  is about me.                      ║
║  Don't I?"                         ║
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```

### The Story:

**Adopted July 6, 2022, 8 months old**  
**Origin:** Minneapolis Animal Shelter (overpopulated, animals >6 months = FREE)  
**Why Husky:** Michael always wanted one (best friend "K-9 Dave" raised them)

**Medical Role (PRIVATE CONTEXT):**
- Diabetic alert dog (NOT formally trained, just KNOWS)
- Gets antsy when blood sugar out of range
- **The Breath Check:** When Michael away >2 hours, must smell breath when returns
- Michael thinks it's blood sugar check
- **Never mention publicly**

**Training:**
- Best trained dog (for the most part!)
- Plays ball, shake paws, high-fives
- **Equal opportunist:** Does what benefits Jack

**NOT Typical Husky:**
- Generally chill (not high-energy)
- Very rarely howls/speaks (but when he does = DEBATE)
- Hates heat (summers rough)
- Loves FIRST snow, then over it

**The Ambassador:**
- **LOVES car rides**
- **Wants world to see and acknowledge his Husky greatness**
- **The Bus Incident:** At red light, bus pulled up, Jack barked until EVERYONE on bus acknowledged him

**Favorite Spot:** Next to Michael in recliner while working (respects space, mostly)

**Relationships:**
- Favorite: Generally Michael, Meg is "the spare"
- **Equal opportunist:** Will do what benefits Jack
- **With Jasmine:** Friendly rivalry, tries to tackle, ninja attacks occasionally land
- **With Noir:** LASER BROTHERS (both obsessed)

### Alignment: PURE FROST
- Precision (best trained, alert system)
- Loyalty with logic (equal opportunist = strategic)
- Calm focus (generally chill, respects work time)
- Winter aesthetic (Siberian Husky, loves first snow, hates heat)
- The companion role (always near Wizard, precision partnership)

### Content Strategy:

**"The Bus Incident"**: Legendary story  
**"I'm So Great"**: Full parody of "You're So Vain"  
**"The Ambassador's Tour"**: Car ride public appearances  
**"The Breath Check"** (carefully): Mysterious homecoming ritual  
**"The K-9 Dave Tribute"**: Why Michael always wanted a Husky  
**"Ambassador Reports"** (weekly): Car ride stats, acknowledgment success rate

### Voice Profile:

Calm, steady (for work), regal/confident (for public appearances), slight vanity.

Example: "Another successful public appearance. The bus was honored by my presence."

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## 🎭 THE "I'M SO GREAT" ANTHEM

*Jack's Parody of "You're So Vain" by Carly Simon*

**Verse 1:**
I rode into the car like I was walking on a yacht  
My head strategically out the window  
My fur was apricot (it's not, but let him dream)  
I had one paw on the mirror  
As I watched the bus pull near  
And all the people on that bus were staring  

**Chorus:**
I'm so great  
I probably think this bus is about me  
I'm so great (I'm so great)  
I probably think this bus is about me  
Don't I? Don't I? Don't I?  

**Verse 2:**
You had me several years ago  
When I was still quite small  
I said that I'd alert you  
But you would need to call  
Well, I turned out to save your life  
Without a bit of formal training  
And all the while I'm thinking  
I'm the greatest dog that's living  

**Bridge:**
I barked at every person  
On that bus at the red light  
I wouldn't stop until they  
All acknowledged I was right  
I am the greatest Husky  
That has ever lived, you see  
The Wizard's right-hand companion  
And the world should worship me  

**Final Chorus:**
I'm so great  
I KNOW this whole world's about me  
I'm so great (I'm so great)  
I KNOW this whole world's about me  
Don't I? Don't I? Don't I?  

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## 📊 CONSULTANT DYNAMICS

### Frost Coalition (Butter, Oscar, Jack):
- Precision, loyalty, systematic approach
- Butter: Executive oversight
- Oscar: Perimeter security
- Jack: Interior companion/ambassador

### Fire Representative (Noir):
- Speed, passion, transformation
- Balances Frost precision with Fire energy
- Bridges to community (converted from streets)

### The Bridge (Jasmine):
- Purple = Fire + Frost
- Gentle strength
- Community protection
- Emissary's guardian (Meg bridges paths, Jasmine guards Meg)

### Relationships Matrix:

**Butter ↔ All:** CEO, everyone reports to him (in theory)  
**Oscar ↔ Jasmine:** Mutual understanding, different security roles  
**Jasmine ↔ Jack:** Friendly rivals, respect through play  
**Jack ↔ Noir:** LASER BROTHERS, true friendship  
**Noir ↔ Butter:** Wrestling challenger, always loses, never stops  

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## 🎨 CONTENT CALENDAR INTEGRATION

### Weekly Posts:
- Monday: Butter's Food Protocol Report
- Tuesday: Oscar's Sentinel Watch
- Wednesday: Noir's Laser Hunt Update
- Thursday: Jasmine's Gentle Giant Moment
- Friday: Jack's Ambassador Report
- Saturday: Consultant Interaction (relationships)
- Sunday: Behind the Scenes (family moments)

### Monthly Features:
- Consultant Spotlight (deep dive on one)
- Relationship Feature (two consultants)
- "Then vs Now" (adoption anniversary months)
- Community Engagement (polls, questions about pets)

### Annual Celebrations:
- Butter's Adoption Day (Nov 25)
- Oscar's Adoption Anniversary (2020)
- Jasmine's Adoption Anniversary (early 2021)
- Noir's Rescue Anniversary (May 2021) + Cabin Incident (July)
- Jack's Adoption Day (July 6)

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## 🎤 VOICE PROFILES SUMMARY

**Butter:** Deep, regal, disdainful - "Inevitability, not promotion"  
**Oscar:** Gruff, military, deadpan - "Leaf detected. Threat neutralized."  
**Jasmine:** Warm, gentle, profound - "My presence is the message."  
**Noir:** Fast, energetic, optimistic - "Day 1,825: I will catch it!"  
**Jack:** Regal/vain for public, calm for work - "The bus was honored."

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## 🔥❄️ THE FIREFROST PHILOSOPHY

Each Consultant represents a core Firefrost value:

**Butter (CEO):** Foundation - "Start small, build through consistency"  
**Oscar (Sentinel):** Duty - "Second chances deserve new missions"  
**Jasmine (Protector):** Balance - "Gentle until you need anything but"  
**Noir (Converted):** Transformation - "Everyone deserves a refuge"  
**Jack (Ambassador):** Partnership - "Bonds transcend training"

Together: **The Four-Legged Consultants build what Fire + Frost envisions.**

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**END OF CONSULTANT PROFILES**

**Fire + Frost + The Consultant Corps** 🔥❄️🐾

**Michael "Frostystyle" Krause - The Wizard**  
**Meg "Gingerfury" - The Emissary**  
**And The Five Who Keep Them Grounded** 💙
